The universe is infinite. The offer expires at midnight.

Yesterday they unlocked your chakra. Today they explain NATO. Man has no specialization, he has coverage.

There are people who solve transgenerational trauma, the relationship with money and the war in a single intervention. With a discount until midnight, obviously. The universe is infinite, but the offer expires.

At ten, energy purification. At lunch, the election forecast. In the evening we find out which entities influence the exchange rate of the Romanian leu. No "I don't know", no "it's not my domain". Only certainties delivered with serious pauses, as if the Universe's switchboard is ringing and it sounds bad.

If the method doesn't work, the explanation is already ready: you didn't believe enough, you resisted or didn't buy the advanced module. An elegant business model, in which the guarantee is provided by the customer.

I have nothing against meditation, with a ritual that helps you gather or with someone who knows how to listen. There are very good people in this area, with intuition, common sense and, above all, a sense of limits. They do not promise to cure everything, do not steer you away from a doctor and can simply say: "I'm not good at this". Only they make less noise. It's hard to compete with someone who has deciphered the Universe and still has three places at the seminar.

The problem starts when someone takes a person's fear, gives him an exotic name and sells it back to him in the form of a course. Scared people need support, not another reason to think they are defective. And if an advice comes wrapped in mystery, absolute certainty and payment in three installments, it wouldn't hurt to leave room for a trivial question: how do you know?

I'm still thinking about the infinite universe with the offer until midnight. Probably closes the accounting after twelve.